The Story goes something like this...
A long time ago, Dr. D, a young scientist looking to make
his mark on the world, set out from his home in Austin,
TX in search of inspiration. His travels took him across
vast oceans, sweltering deserts, majestic mountains, and
deep valleys.
One day while exploring ancient ruins in the jungles
of the Congo, Dr. D came acros a village built entirely
of glass. In this village lived a tribe who, among other
things, cultivated fine tobacco. Quite the tobacco connoisseur
himself, Dr. D was determined to spend time learning
their trade. However, to earn the right to live amongst
them he had to provide a skill of his own. Influenced
by the tribe's pension for glass and driven by his own
quest for scientific truths, he created what is now
known as the GRAVITRON.
This invention provided the tribe with a useful smoking
apparatus that conserved tobacco whle simultaneously
intensifying its effects. After some time Dr. D said
"nwenda kiambote" to his tribal companions,
and to this day continues to traverse the world helping
people attain a ratinal maximization of utility.
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